Roasting Rolled Roses

Obstinate octopuses officially occupy opulent offices of ornamental orchids. Others ostentatiously observe orange owls over oiled orcas. Wily wolverines wistfully watch wary women while waiting with white wolves who want wonderful wares from frank fish.

I've discovered that 3 in the morning is not the time to think about alliteration. It's painful.

~The Piebald Penguin