4 Shots

Ok, to be honest, the rest of the 4th shot was worse than the 1st. You'd think that I would be used to it by now, but...oh well. 4 shots in an hour and a half. And I can still spell. Well, mostly. My grammar is probably atrocious, and I apologize for that. But there's not much I can do about it now because this is definitely getting posted.

I spilled water on my desk tonight. I bumped my cup, full of water, and watched as it splashed over my bills. Oddly enough, I didn't care about my bills getting wet, but I did care that another piece of paper got wet. It's just a phone number, one that I put in my phone 2 weeks ago. So, it's not even important. However, I keep the paper around for sentimental purposes. And it got splashed by the water. But it's ok. The water has dried, and the paper is still intact.

So, interesting note: I think that 4 shots in less than 2 hours is more than enough to make my head spin. I'm going to have to call it a night and hope that I can wake up for work tomorrow because I'm very tired. Yeah, this will probably be more interesting for me to read tomorrow than for any of my readers. Yay!

Alcohol is a great painkiller.
~The Piebald Penguin

P.S. I'm not editing the last 3 posts, so they're probably silly...

3.5 Shots

Oddly enough, my Pandora radio station has played several ads for Smirnoff Vodka. But those ads are usually only for flavored vodka, which I think defeats the purpose. You drink it, and it makes your head spin. It's not supposed to taste good. It's effective. And it keeps you warm. I can save money on the electric bill by drinking more! That sounds like a good plan to me. Heck, I had to open the window to cool off my room...and it's cold outside. But I'm in a t-shirt and jeans.

Sometimes I ponder the complexities of life. Like, why couldn't I have grown up in a rich household that always has premium quality alcohol in stock? Random thought: I probably shouldn't "like" songs on Pandora while under the influence. Because I occasionally find a song that has been "liked" that I have no idea why it is such. Also, Christmas is a week from yesterday. I still haven't done any Christmas shopping. I think I'm going to fight the system this year and refuse to buy anyone presents. And I'll probably get disowned from my family! Woohoo!

Don't forget to shop!
~The Piebald Penguin

3 Shots

Dull senses and a numb mind characterize The Piebald Penguin. I suppose 3 shots of vodka in a row will do that to some people. I don't want to think anymore. I don't want to feel anymore. But let's be honest, even after 3 shots, vodka is still gross. Ordinarily I don't like a non-functional mind. Though tonight seems to be a good night for it. Perhaps the best part about drinking is being able to turn up the volume on your music with each successive shot. If only I had speakers and not headphones...

It's from France, but it does the trick.

~The Piebald Penguin