3.5 Shots

Oddly enough, my Pandora radio station has played several ads for Smirnoff Vodka. But those ads are usually only for flavored vodka, which I think defeats the purpose. You drink it, and it makes your head spin. It's not supposed to taste good. It's effective. And it keeps you warm. I can save money on the electric bill by drinking more! That sounds like a good plan to me. Heck, I had to open the window to cool off my room...and it's cold outside. But I'm in a t-shirt and jeans.

Sometimes I ponder the complexities of life. Like, why couldn't I have grown up in a rich household that always has premium quality alcohol in stock? Random thought: I probably shouldn't "like" songs on Pandora while under the influence. Because I occasionally find a song that has been "liked" that I have no idea why it is such. Also, Christmas is a week from yesterday. I still haven't done any Christmas shopping. I think I'm going to fight the system this year and refuse to buy anyone presents. And I'll probably get disowned from my family! Woohoo!

Don't forget to shop!
~The Piebald Penguin