Readers!
You get a very special treat today!
The Piebald Penguin (TPP) is going to teach you a math formula that is crooshal to understanding his lyphe.
So heere we go!! (Vroom Vroom!)
Weather + Number of hours worked during the day + (amount of sugar * amount of caffeine) / (number of hours slept the previous night) = Level of sanity
Weather { 0 = Sunny, hot, warm, tepid, muggy, humid, partly cloudy, scorching hot, really hot,etc...
{ 1 = Rain, sleet, fog, mist, sprinkling, wet (but not humid), cloudy, overcast, solar eclipse
{ 2 = Snow, blizzards, hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, nucular winters, etc...
If level of sanity > 4, TPP = ADD + Random
Today, the equation looks something like this:
2 + 7 + (A decent amount * probably too much) / (3.5) = Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can you tell????
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| My mommy always sayed I wuz speshal. |
Note: This math formulae has been clinically tested on rats of size < 1 pretzal. Human testing hasn't not shown conclusive results.
~The PiebALD PenGuin
P.S. The double negative was unintentional....but it was too amusing to change.
P.P.S.There weren't any blizzards, hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, or nuclear winters...but there was snow. :)
