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Showing posts with label Pretty Girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pretty Girls. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

Call Me Crazy

The Adventures of The Piebald Penguin: Part 1 (4?, 5?, 6?)

The Piebald Penguin and his faithful sidekick, Goraxypox, went to a small pizzeria a few nights ago. Obviously to eat pizza. It's nice having a sidekick who likes pizza almost as much as me. Anyways, we went exploring (on Google) and found a place that got good reviews. We gathered our energy for the great trek to the car (almost gave my sidekick a heart-attack...too much exercise for one day), then launched ourselves onto the state road. After a short, uneventful drive (I managed to make all the correct turns!), we arrived at our eatery, got a table and began looking at the menu. Like any good sidekick, Goraxypox let me decide what we would be eating that evening. However, before I could decide, our waitress showed up. Let's just be modest and say she was attractive. Harmless flirting ensued between our young superhero and the super-waitress. I ordered a Barcelona pizza (Canadian bacon, pepperoni, and salami) for the both of us and a beer (Mack and Jack) for myself. Sadly, I didn't build up the courage to ask for number, but I was close. If I hadn't started spilling things over myself and acting like a fool (a common occurrence around pretty girls), then maybe things would have been different.

Stay tuned for more adventures from The Piebald Penguin and his sidekick Goraxypox!

~TPP

Left to right: Spiffinator, The Piebald Penguin, and Goraxypox (assuming we were...you know...superheroes).