Doing Sum Mathammattiks

Readers!

You get a very special treat today!

The Piebald Penguin (TPP) is going to teach you a math formula that is crooshal to understanding his lyphe.

So heere we go!! (Vroom Vroom!)

Weather + Number of hours worked during the day + (amount of sugar * amount of caffeine) / (number of hours slept the previous night) = Level of sanity

Weather { 0 = Sunny, hot, warm, tepid, muggy, humid, partly cloudy, scorching hot, really hot,etc...
             { 1 = Rain, sleet, fog, mist, sprinkling, wet (but not humid), cloudy, overcast, solar eclipse
             { 2 = Snow, blizzards, hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, nucular winters, etc...

If level of sanity > 4, TPP = ADD + Random

Today, the equation looks something like this:

2 + 7 + (A decent amount * probably too much) / (3.5) = Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Can you tell????

My mommy always sayed I wuz speshal.

Note: This math formulae has been clinically tested on rats of size < 1 pretzal. Human testing hasn't not shown conclusive results.

~The PiebALD PenGuin

P.S. The double negative was unintentional....but it was too amusing to change.

P.P.S.There weren't any blizzards, hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, or nuclear winters...but there was snow. :)

Poemz

I dreamed I was a man,
clad in iron chain;

A sword danced above
with rays of sun and moon.

Hands gripped metal,
and metal trod earth.

Yet I was nothing,
but a boy in bed.


~The Piebald Penguin