A list of odds and ends:
1. Being a busser at a large chain restaurant means I'm invisible...until something goes wrong, and then it's the busser's fault.
2. Being a busser at a large chain restaurant means I can be lazy and slow, and it will look like I'm doing my job as well as I can.
3. Being a busser at a large chain restaurant means I only have a grade school level education (wouldn't that be interesting...)
4. Being a busser at a large chain restaurant means that I overhear conversations about everything imaginable. From nerds discussing achievements in video games to gossip about the mistakes that others have had.
5. Being a busser at a large chain restaurant means that I do a lot of work and receive very little credit (I'm like one of the elves who visit the cobbler's shop when he's sleeping. It may be a thankless job, but I am a vital cog in the machine)
6. Being a busser at a large chain restaurant means that I get to see a completely different version of servers. They pretend to be happy and nice to get tips, but most (not all) of them are dim-witted, fussy nincompoops, who have to be coddled. (Is this a jaded view? Yes. Are there good servers? Yes, but they are the minority)
7. Being a busser at a large chain restaurant means that I don't ever want to use linen napkins at another restaurant again...or the silverware....or even the table.
Yep, seven is a good number to end on.
Happy Tuesday!
~The Piebald Penguin
A shattered mind in a broken body fighting for survival
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Work Notes
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Public Education (the end)
What follows is the second installment in the two part series about the future of public education. In the first part, I gave a link to a video presentation given by Sir Ken Robinson. Clicking here will allow you to watch that presentation on public education, in the event that you missed it the first time. In this second installment, I will be providing my readers with my own feedback about the presentation, as well as other miscellaneous ideas related to the topic.
First, I do agree with Sir Ken Robinson's view that the public education system is in need of serious reform. More specifically, we both agree that the current path of reforms are not taking our education system in the correct direction. Standardized tests, college entrance exams and the like are all geared towards evaluating the learning of our students in programs across the nation. However, this concept has become flawed over time (or perhaps was flawed since the beginning). The most obvious reason for this is that standardization in school tends to force students to conform to the system. Furthermore, a school is judged based on the average scores. The individual student is forgotten, becoming a percentile or a grade. Therefore, a successful school doesn't have to teach students; it merely needs to get them to pass the tests. Curriculum is developed with this specific goal in mind. It is, essentially, the school's attempt to cheat the system. Their students need not know where Denmark is, or even when World War I started, so long as they know enough to pass the incredibly low bar that is set by our standardization process. Though, some would argue that the standard has to be low so that everyone may pass (another way to say this is: "we don't want anyone to feel different from anyone else").
Second, the education system is flawed. Sir Robinson compared the system to a factory. And there's no denying the similarities between the two. Teachers intentionally pass students who have not learned the material because of this "assembly line" mentality. So long as the student falls within an "acceptable" margin of error, he (or she) should be rushed through school as fast as possible. But is this not an inherently flawed concept? I don't mean to suggest that every student should know the Fourier Series. What I mean is that the school again takes the focus off the student and places it on the class and the curriculum. So long as the curriculum has demonstrated the ability to roll students down the line, it should be used. Is not every human being unique? Do we not learn at different rates, in different manners, and at different ages? A common defense against this criticism is the terrible lack of teachers (those proficient in their craft and otherwise) and the constricting limits of space and time. Without teachers to teach, classrooms to sit in, and years of time, how can a student be expected to learn the material? True, these are problems. But these are just as much a problem created by the flaws in the education system as they are a problem of a lack of something. (An example: removing the constraint of a classroom would allow classes to be held anywhere.)
Ultimately, the public education system is ungainly and slow-moving, but it is a massive machine in motion. Such a large machine does not simply stop or change overnight. It requires a great deal of small changes to affect it, or else it requires a national epiphany (and that simply won't happen). The system is designed to make us feel like we accomplished something, while, at the same time, we are expected to feel as if one person is no different from another.
tl; dr - Public education is flawed, but it's not likely to change anytime soon.
~The Piebald Penguin
P.S. As an aside, I also think that teachers who suggest mood-altering drugs for children are using their authority in a gross violation of logical and ethical standards.
First, I do agree with Sir Ken Robinson's view that the public education system is in need of serious reform. More specifically, we both agree that the current path of reforms are not taking our education system in the correct direction. Standardized tests, college entrance exams and the like are all geared towards evaluating the learning of our students in programs across the nation. However, this concept has become flawed over time (or perhaps was flawed since the beginning). The most obvious reason for this is that standardization in school tends to force students to conform to the system. Furthermore, a school is judged based on the average scores. The individual student is forgotten, becoming a percentile or a grade. Therefore, a successful school doesn't have to teach students; it merely needs to get them to pass the tests. Curriculum is developed with this specific goal in mind. It is, essentially, the school's attempt to cheat the system. Their students need not know where Denmark is, or even when World War I started, so long as they know enough to pass the incredibly low bar that is set by our standardization process. Though, some would argue that the standard has to be low so that everyone may pass (another way to say this is: "we don't want anyone to feel different from anyone else").
Second, the education system is flawed. Sir Robinson compared the system to a factory. And there's no denying the similarities between the two. Teachers intentionally pass students who have not learned the material because of this "assembly line" mentality. So long as the student falls within an "acceptable" margin of error, he (or she) should be rushed through school as fast as possible. But is this not an inherently flawed concept? I don't mean to suggest that every student should know the Fourier Series. What I mean is that the school again takes the focus off the student and places it on the class and the curriculum. So long as the curriculum has demonstrated the ability to roll students down the line, it should be used. Is not every human being unique? Do we not learn at different rates, in different manners, and at different ages? A common defense against this criticism is the terrible lack of teachers (those proficient in their craft and otherwise) and the constricting limits of space and time. Without teachers to teach, classrooms to sit in, and years of time, how can a student be expected to learn the material? True, these are problems. But these are just as much a problem created by the flaws in the education system as they are a problem of a lack of something. (An example: removing the constraint of a classroom would allow classes to be held anywhere.)
Ultimately, the public education system is ungainly and slow-moving, but it is a massive machine in motion. Such a large machine does not simply stop or change overnight. It requires a great deal of small changes to affect it, or else it requires a national epiphany (and that simply won't happen). The system is designed to make us feel like we accomplished something, while, at the same time, we are expected to feel as if one person is no different from another.
tl; dr - Public education is flawed, but it's not likely to change anytime soon.
~The Piebald Penguin
P.S. As an aside, I also think that teachers who suggest mood-altering drugs for children are using their authority in a gross violation of logical and ethical standards.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
The House on the Hill
There's a house on a hill, a hill of emerald blades of grass blown down from the wind. A house of stone and wood that has withstood the burden of time. The hill, a gentle swell in the earth, rolls down upon a lush meadow, full of flowers in full bloom. Reds, yellows, and blues cover the area like polka-dots on a dress. The field of color flows seamlessly into a forest of towering pine trees, imposing and foreboding. Yet, the gloom and darkness of the copse are broken by the calls of a blue jay. The flutter of wings and the chirps chicks bring life to the shadows. A crystal clear, blue-green stream, full to the brim with all manner of fish, drifts lazily around the meadow and hill and wonders towards the horizon.
Someday.
~The Piebald Penguin
Someday.
~The Piebald Penguin
Public Education (the beginning)
So, I'm really bad at updating my blog now. It's December 7th, which means I have 24 days to write 40+ posts (ok, I think it's 42...but I don't actually remember. And yeah, I could check before posting this, but where's the fun in that?)
I do realize that I probably won't get to that magic 150 prior to the end of the year. Still, I must press on. I was shown a video recently by a friend. The video was of interest due to its focus on the current problems in the education systems of countries like the US. More specifically, the lecture was critical of public education and how it has negatively affected our society. Before I continue, it might be helpful if you watch the video by clicking here. The video is nearly 12 minutes long, but it is full of content, so it tends to fly by.
Ok, if you watched the video, then you've probably begun forming an opinion about the topic. I want to give myself time to process my response more fully, and I plan on devoting an entire blog post to it tomorrow. But I want to give you, as readers, the opportunity to form opinions without my own personal views interfering. However, I will say that I find myself in agreement with Sir Robinson.
Winter is Coming!
~The Piebald Penguin
I do realize that I probably won't get to that magic 150 prior to the end of the year. Still, I must press on. I was shown a video recently by a friend. The video was of interest due to its focus on the current problems in the education systems of countries like the US. More specifically, the lecture was critical of public education and how it has negatively affected our society. Before I continue, it might be helpful if you watch the video by clicking here. The video is nearly 12 minutes long, but it is full of content, so it tends to fly by.
Ok, if you watched the video, then you've probably begun forming an opinion about the topic. I want to give myself time to process my response more fully, and I plan on devoting an entire blog post to it tomorrow. But I want to give you, as readers, the opportunity to form opinions without my own personal views interfering. However, I will say that I find myself in agreement with Sir Robinson.
Winter is Coming!
~The Piebald Penguin
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Happy THanksgiving
Turkey day and black Friday are very over, but that just means that we have a whole year to starve ourselves and pay off all the credit card debts before next year. It's a very American holiday. We work hard day after day, and then we celebrate all our hard work with 2 days of excess.
In other news, I was the victim of a negative stereotype today! So, cross that one off the list. I thought that being a white male would protect me from such travesties, but apparently not. I upset the delicate constitution of one of the servers at the restaurant. He started shooting off incoherent phrases and words in an attempt to make himself feel superior. And then he criticized bussers for only having grade school educations and not being able to get better jobs. Surprisingly enough, I did manage to restrain my tongue from lashing out. I understand that it's unusual for a busser at a chain restaurant to have a bachelor's degree. Of the 8 bussers employed by the restaurant, I am the only such busser. Few enough of the servers have degrees, so why would the bussers? But that's ok, his ignorance amused me, so I merely smiled at him in response. He was upset because he wasn't doing his job, and he got in trouble for it. Actions have consequences.
~The Piebald Penguin
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| "Turkey Day"? |
In other news, I was the victim of a negative stereotype today! So, cross that one off the list. I thought that being a white male would protect me from such travesties, but apparently not. I upset the delicate constitution of one of the servers at the restaurant. He started shooting off incoherent phrases and words in an attempt to make himself feel superior. And then he criticized bussers for only having grade school educations and not being able to get better jobs. Surprisingly enough, I did manage to restrain my tongue from lashing out. I understand that it's unusual for a busser at a chain restaurant to have a bachelor's degree. Of the 8 bussers employed by the restaurant, I am the only such busser. Few enough of the servers have degrees, so why would the bussers? But that's ok, his ignorance amused me, so I merely smiled at him in response. He was upset because he wasn't doing his job, and he got in trouble for it. Actions have consequences.
~The Piebald Penguin
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Punctuation Is For Noobs 44
Today we are going to have an entire post without punctuation marks it is probably going to get pretty hairy but I am convinced that it is entirely doable so here is some news that might make some of you laugh I frequently check the stats for my blog to see who is reading what and all those fun sorts of things and I discovered that someone had stumbled across my blog by searching for the keywords picture of a lame person obviously there is a reason that my blog came up when someone searched for those words although it makes me wonder does google think that I am lame are they out to get me did they believe that I needed some detractors am I getting popular enough to justify this kind of a hate crime can I sue google for said slight all these questions and more popped into my head alas we shall never know the answers to many of them however I would like to say that even if you think I am the modern paradigm of a lame person then you are still welcome to read my blog because judgment goes both ways so there watch out ![]() |
| Judged |
The Piebald Penguin
Monday, November 21, 2011
45
My roommate challenged me to get my published blog posts to 150 by the end of the year. There are 40 days left in the year (34 to Christmas! plus 6), and I only have 104 published posts, not including this one. It shouldn't take a mathematician to note that should I attempt this great feat, I will need to post more than once per day. (40 days, 46 posts)
Basically, expect a lot of posts about absolutely nothing. Fortunately, I'm very good at spouting oddities and random tidbits of information. For example, did you know that 150 years ago the United States of America was on the verge of collapse? In our posh and pleasant lives today, we have trouble understanding what it must have been like to live in a world torn asunder by war on the home front. Keep that in mind as you prepare for Thanksgiving.
~The Piebald Penguin
Basically, expect a lot of posts about absolutely nothing. Fortunately, I'm very good at spouting oddities and random tidbits of information. For example, did you know that 150 years ago the United States of America was on the verge of collapse? In our posh and pleasant lives today, we have trouble understanding what it must have been like to live in a world torn asunder by war on the home front. Keep that in mind as you prepare for Thanksgiving.
~The Piebald Penguin
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