A shattered mind in a broken body fighting for survival

Sunday, September 25, 2011

This Post Needs a Title

Awesome.



The Piebald Penguin has been very very busy...ok maybe I should add another very in there. I got a job, finally. But I think that's old news. Still, after two weeks on the job, I can say with confidence that I am enjoying it. It's tiring and soreness-inducing, but other than that, I actually like it. Which is weird because you would think that I wouldn't like it, being that it's one of those jobs that you would think would be hated by all. I'm a busser at a popular restaurant. I won't say which one. And yes, I enjoy it. I have fun knowing that I help my restaurant make money. I've always been a behind-the-scenes kind of guy. It brings me pleasure to know that I keep things running and no one even notices me...at least, none of the customers notice me. I know I'm invisible to them. It works out better that way. The servers are all getting to know me though. They say nice things to me and nice things about me to the managers. Apparently it's unusual for someone of my...skin color...to be a good busser. That makes me laugh. I do love breaking stereotypes. :)

It's "fast paced" but that just gives me more energy. I probably end up walking several miles each night, but again, it's a thrill. It's a pleasant change from the quiet order of a library. Controlled chaos. Pure bliss. I'm constantly amazed how well the system works. Everything just runs. People do their jobs, tables get cleaned, customers get seated, get their drinks, get their food, get gone (sorry, I couldn't resist) and then the tables get cleaned again. The cogs fit together seamlessly. You'd think that with 20 people going every which way at any given minute there would be more accidents and craziness. But that's where you'd be wrong. So, yeah. I enjoy it. Maybe I'll become a server someday, but maybe not.

Also, I had a nice little chat with one of the pretty waitresses at my restaurant today (Seriously, they're all attractive...sometimes I think I've died and gone to heaven...) Anyways....it wasn't anything game changing, but it did make me a little happier inside. Yep. That's my post for the week. Sorry, I haven't been able to blog more. I'm still getting used to the hours. Hopefully I'll be able to find more time.

~The Piebald Penguin

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Desperate Gambit

Here's a sneak peek from my from novel. Note, it hasn't really been edited yet because I haven't had the time. So, there are probably some grammar errors and what not (don't hold it against me, I've been busy!)




“Evie! We need to go. Now!” Layne spun and dropped to one knee, narrowly avoiding the thick shaft of wood that swooshed over his head. He rolled to the side, dodging the man’s backswing. Layne shouted in frustration and anger as his dagger flashed momentarily before it disappeared into the other man’s thigh. A man’s scream of pain and the clatter of a dropped weapon joined the cacophony of battle. Layne pulled the slender blade from the man’s collapsing body and turned back towards Evie. “Evie, now can we go? We need to get out of here before more guards show up.”

Evelyn stopped rummaging through the oak chest and glanced around the room. She did a quick count in her head. “Thirteen. A bit few, huh? And here I thought you were enjoying the opportunity to play the ‘knight-in-shining-armor role and killing everyone for me.” Layne flinched and took a step back. He cast his eyes on the ground before replying meekly, “You know I can’t control it. Ah, so much blood. What have I done? What have I become?”
“Layne, calm down, I was only teasing. Thanking for coming back for me. But I really need to find that book. I saw Drogan throw it in here the last time he had me brought up here…” Evelyn turned back to Drogan’s storage chest.

Layne was in the process of voicing his opinion of her when the scuff of a boot and the twang of a bowstring announced the presence of another. Layne’s head snapped around as time slowed to a stop. Adrenaline, powered by the blood of the Wardens, enhanced his perception of the situation. He could see beads of sweat hanging from the guard’s furrowed brow. Dust particles were flying in all directions away from the released bowstring and the arrow seemed to be driving a wedge between air molecules. As he prepared to jump out of the way, Layne calculated the trajectory of the air. Something was terribly wrong. It was the set in the man’s gaze. Hatred, yes, but also familiarity. And then Layne understood his mistake.

The bowman was not aiming at him. The arrow was streaking straight towards Evie’s unprotected back. There was not time for thought. Layne’s legs acted out of instinct, hurtling his body towards his oblivious companion.

Time slammed back into normalcy in an explosion of sound, chaos, and pain. Layne’s lanky form smashed into Evie just as she exclaimed, “I found it, La- ooff!” Evie was flung across the room, a bewildered expression on her face and a small, leather-bound book clutched tightly in her hand. Pain lanced through Layne’s body, as the deadly arrowhead dug into the muscle of his shoulder. Layne pivoted and sprinted towards the doorway and the guard beyond. Anger fueled the adrenaline-induced frenzy. With inhuman speed and grace, Layne leapt over the inert bodies of the slain guards and landed mere inches from Evie’s would-be murderer. Not even bothering to reach for the gleaming blade at his side, Layne struck the guard in the chest with his open palm. A loud crack accompanied the strike, as the man’s sternum cracked and crushed the soft, vital organs beneath it. The guard, like a puppet whose strings had been cut, crumpled to the ground. Lifeless eyes stared back at Layne.

Layne’s eyes flicked up at the sound of heavy, booted footfalls on stone. He stepped back from the corpse at his feet and rested his hands on the hilt of his sword as yet another guard come around the corner. Layne found the moment to be, oddly, surreal. The guard raised his voice and his weapon and charged down the narrow corridor. Layne’s slow, steady heartbeats measured time like a drum on a parade ground. He filled his lungs with air that was pregnant with the stench of death. The guard’s boots pounded the floor in rhythm with the beat of his heart. Layne blocked out all sound and closed his eyes. He heart sent firm vibrations throughout his body. He focused on the ripples of motion that were emanating from his advancing adversary. The time was finally right.

His eyes snapped open, his hands ripped the Harbinger from its jewel-encrusted sheath. In one fluid motion, Layne, a silent guardian, lifted the silvery blade into the air and swung it down across the man’s exposed neck. Metal cut flesh and bone with equal ease as the blade descended in its deadly arc. The man’s head, freed from its bonds, sailed into the wall and fell to the cold stone with a wet thud. Blood from the headless neck drenched Layne’s face, before the body teetered to the ground. Silence engulfed Layne. Pain overwhelmed him. The battle fury fled from his body, like a rat fleeing a sinking ship.

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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Memoirs of an Insmoniac: 5

Toleration and the United States of America:

There is a common train of thought throughout the world that the United States of America is full of ignorant, intolerant individuals that know nothing of the world. Before The Piebald Penguin went to college, he was only familiar with the concept that outsiders thought poorly of Americans. But once he got to college, he encountered a number of foreign born students who actually thought that Americans were ignorant of culture, religion, and the world. While I won't deny that Americans are woefully ignorant of concepts such as geography and culture, I came to realize that it's ridiculously close-minded to think that Americans are the only people group that are ignorant. Hate me all you want, but at least look at the proof that I provide.

1. Americans are ignorant, but we are not ignorant to the point of developing a national hatred against another people group. Yes, we tend to joke about how cowardly the French are, but we have put aside our differences and forged a military, political, and economic alliance with France. Then you consider that we should "hate" the United Kingdom because they "oppressed" us. But our "oppressors" have become one of our longest, and strongest allies. How about Germany? They dragged us into two World Wars, causing the deaths of thousands of young American men. Do we hold a grudge against them? No, in fact just a few years after Hitler surrendered, it was deemed politically sound to put everything on the line for the starving residents of Berlin (Berlin Airlift). That kind of political turn around is rare. Also, if you compare the United States to other nation-states, you can clearly see that this kind of behavior is rare. The Arabs and Israelis have hated each other since Isaac, the son of Abraham was born. Ishmael was cast out and that event started the enmity between the two peoples.

2. Americans are ignorant of other nations and their cultures, but those nations are just as ignorant of American culture. In fact, they are so ignorant that many children, raised in foreign nations are led to believe that the USA has no culture. That train of thought is the epitome of ignorance. True, American culture is incredibly diverse, but that is easily explained by reading a historical record of the nation's formation. America has been described as a "melting pot" due to the diversity of its populace. But that is an ignorant belief. America is not a "melting pot" anymore than any other nation. The people who live here are American. We allow each other to believe what they want and to live how they'd like. Rebellions have thrown the nation into chaos, riots have changed policies, and men and women of great vision have shaped this country into what it is. As a result, the people who come to America don't have to worry about being something else. They can just be American. What other nation can claim to draw its strength from its diversity?

3. American media is not a proper representation of Americans in general. It's easy to misunderstand that. We share movies, music, and fashion (to some extent) with a plethora (seriously who doesn't love the word plethora? It's so much fun to say. I dare you to sit there and say it aloud and not smile. Double dog dare. Plethora, plethora, plethora, plethora...oh, yeah I was blogging...) of other nations. They see our movies and listen to our music and think that we are a nation of sex-crazed barbarians who love violence. But it's ignorant to not look beyond the superficial media of this nation.

And that's all folks. My conclusion is that Americans are ignorant, yes. But the nations of the world are equally ignorant. Humans like to live in bubbles. That's how we work.

Get Fuzzy by Darby Conly - September 10, 2011
~The Piebald Penguin

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Working While Wishing Women Wouldn't War With Willpower

Today is a rather significant day. First, it's the 10 year anniversary of the "terrorist" attacks that destroyed thousands of lives and brought down two monuments to American consumerism. I put "terrorist" in quotes because I think it's a conspiracy by former President Bush to justify his bellicose and aggressive nature. Clearly the "terrorists" were innocent political prisoners who could have shed light on Bush's evil agenda...

Seriously, how can people be so angry with life that they can spout such lies and slander? I know that the last two sentences of the previous paragraph were difficult to write for me. For those of you who are even now forming ugly thoughts of me in your minds, let me put your fears to rest. I don't believe that the 9/11 attacks were a conspiracy. They were committed by men of a foreign nation with the intent to cause harm to our civilian infrastructure. And yet, I did intentionally mean to place quotes around "terrorist". This term has been coined by politicians to refer to men they don't understand.

Honestly, it's just silly. A man blows himself up, killing hundreds of people, and he is branded as a terrorist. A soldier shoots a civilian in a war zone, and he is labelled a murderer by our press and thought of as a monster. That's simply not logical. We have invented a term to appease our collective conscience. "Oh, that man was a terrorist. He didn't know better."

To quote a somewhat well-known American, "War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." ~ William T. Sherman

Now you think I just look for cool quotes to justify my point of view, and yes, I admit that I know where to look. But that doesn't make it less true. War is a disgusting practice. Humans kill other humans. It's all about terror and confusion. Every soldier who fights in combat is a "terrorist". His goal is to strike fear in the heart of his opponent so that he can win. 

Yet, we brand a specific style of war as "terrorism". We compartmentalize it. Throw it in a box and get it far away from me. "Those men from that one country far, far away, are like that." We attempt to forget that humans are not good. Why do we do this? Because it interferes with the majority's concept of a "good life". We want everyone to get along and live their lives in peace. But peace isn't an option. Humans are not good. Humans are irrational, emotional, aggressive, vindictive, manipulative, and selfish (not to mention ignorant). 

Violence erupts between two human beings far more often than it erupts between two nations, but we choose to view our leaders as war-like and spiteful. Some are. But there are a number of men and women who are trying to protect the interests of their constituents (formerly subjects, when kings and queens ruled the earth). 

I guess this is a long-winded way of saying, violence is all around us. Terrorism is all around us. We can't just sit back and pretend it doesn't exist. So long as there are two men and a single woman on this planet, violence will be a part of life. 

This post is already quite lengthy, so I will stop here. But perhaps at a later date I will talk about my views on the "War on Terror". 

Oh and the second reason today is important: This is the last day that I am unemployed. Tomorrow will mark the first day in my life that I will be employed by a company, while not actively attending an academic institution. So, yeah. Big day.

~The Piebald Penguin 

Friday, September 2, 2011

Memoirs of an Insomniac: 4

Tonight The Piebald Penguin was very tired before the bells struck twice. This may sound amazing, but I think it has more to do with me feeling under the weather. I'm not sure what's wrong. What I do know is that I've been really spacy the whole evening to the point of feeling like I had drank a little too much alcohol. Sadly, there is no alcohol to be found in this apartment at the moment, so I can definitely rule out that possibility for my ailments.

In other news, I watched James Bond: Goldeneye a couple nights ago. It was epic. If you haven't seen it, then you need to because it is one hilarious scene after another. My favorite was when Bond got in the Russian main battle tank (or MBT, a common designation for any modern, general-purpose tank. I use this description because I am not nearly as familiar with Russian tanks as I am with American ones. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say that the tank in question was a T-72). After appropriating the tank, Bond raced after a 4-door sedan. During this awesome pursuit, Bond performed several "power slides" with this tracked (i.e. it has tracks, not wheels) vehicle. He burned rubber around several corners in an attempt to catch up with the car. Of course, we all know that the tank really would have been left in the dust. Even modern American tanks top out around 50 mph. The T-72 is listed as having a top speed of 60 km/h. I think most cars can go faster than that. But still...the movie was highly entertaining. Just don't take it too seriously. It's like any Bond movie. Lots of explosions and action. Awesome. Smiley.

~The Piebald Penguin

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Memoirs of an Insomniac: 3

The night is peaceful and quiet. Lights are dimmed, houses are silent, and children have gone to bed long ago. The Piebald Penguin (the hero of this grand tale) is up doing whatever he does when the world rests. And then, in a sudden blast of chaos and noise, a lone car raises its voice in alarm, carried by the four winds. Sadly, a car alarm at 2:24am is less than poetic. Especially when it goes on for a minute, gets turned off, then starts again. Oh, and this is the second night in a row that this car alarm has decided to vent its rage (it must be a female car). Fortunately for The Piebald Penguin, he isn't asleep during that hour.

In other news, I've been submitting a lot of online applications as of late. Which isn't news, but tonight, I encountered part of an application that I just had to share...
Ok, so let's discuss. You are either male, female, or Canadian. Yep. Enough said.

Also, there's a consistent question that the online applications ask during their questionnaire part. It goes like this:
"There are a lot of things in my life that I would do differently."

You usually get 4 choices: "Strongly disagree", "slightly disagree", "slightly agree", and "strongly agree".

The answer they are looking for is "Strongly disagree". Obviously. So I choose that option....but what if I had kissed that girl at graduation? I would definitely do that differently. Oh well. I figure the employers don't need to know about that.



~The Piebald Penguin

P.S. My friends and I played a Starcraft 2 game with none other than HuskyStarcraft himself. Granted he left after 10 seconds of gameplay, but it was EPIC. Yep.
P.P.S. For the non-nerds/"normal" people, playing a computer game with Husky is like playing a football game with Troy Aikman...or basketball with Charles Barkley...or baseball with...oh wait...no sane person with a decent IQ plays baseball...

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Memoirs of an Insomniac: 2

Watching bread become toast in the oven is so entertaining. Also, toast and jam is the best late night combination ever. Except for Guinness and waffles. That one may actually be better...

~The Piebald Penguin