A shattered mind in a broken body fighting for survival

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Mistlords: Chapter 1

Edit: The title has been changed and the first chapter is...done...hopefully. At least, it's done for now.

It all started on a rainy day…

The weather forecasts had predicted clear skies and warm days through the end of the week. It was the kind of weather that would be perfect for nearly every outdoor activity. From traipsing about the nearby lake to simply lounging around the backyard, the residents of Fairhaven knew they were in for a rare treat amidst the usual rainy-day chaos of autumn on the east coast of England. The inhabitants of the peaceful fishing village liked to joke about the irony in their village’s name. Mostly because, nine months out of the year, Fairhaven was blanketed by extremely temperamental storms that caused the ocean to swell tumultuously. The town historian, Layne, believed that the quiet village was founded by a, decidedly, less than peaceful group of raiders turn the height of their reign of terror across the British Isles. This particular band of raiders won a fearsome and infamous reputation as they pillaged and burned a swathe across England. The legends that surrounded this band were as diverse as they were numerous, with one exception. All the stories agreed that these savage, iron-clad warriors aboard their sleek vessel appeared out of thin air. While most raids were difficult to spot and nearly impossible to predict, much like the weather, there was always at least some warning for the people of the coast. The vast majority of coastal villages and towns quickly adopted an efficient system of watchtowers and signal fires in an attempt to give the villagers at least a small chance to flee with their lives.
            The ship that came ashore near modern-day Fairhaven, however, was different. The songs, poems, and sagas of this event all describe a great wooden vessel that materialized before the eyes of the awestruck townsfolk. After the band of raiders had wreaked havoc from coast to coast, they returned to the inlet from whence they had first appeared. They salvaged the timbers from their once-proud sailing craft and constructed a small wooden fort close to the beach. From here, they established a small kingdom for themselves, a land of peace maintained through the strength of the men clad in grey. It was said that the fort, while small, was exceedingly beautiful. Each building was a canvas for a great work of art that would have been at home in the Louvre. Not only were the buildings breathtaking, but the inhabitants were said to have been of equal beauty. Men, fair of skin and of hair, strong and handsome with blue eyes that matched the twilight of the sky before darkness. The women were as fair as their male counterparts, soft of body and delicate, blue eyes like the ocean on a calm and clear day. Bards were forced to create new words when they glanced upon one of these maidens, for words failed to give justice to their radiant beauty. The songs called them fae, faerie peoples from a magical realm, and perhaps there was some truth to that. Both men and women of this race became known throughout the land for an inner strength. In some lands, this quality would be attached to the ideals of nobility, but among these it was something entirely different, something more. Those who came into contact with this people knew what it was to behold a person who has both outer and inner beauty. They were the epitome of virtue, in every aspect of their lives. The local rulers knew not how to handle the situation. They were frightened due to the band’s savage warpath, but they became confused by the now seemingly peaceful, noble nature of this people.

            It was this legend that had drawn Layne, the historian, to Fairhaven. Layne was a young man in his early twenties, who recently finished his bachelor’s degree program at a small university outside Manchester. It was during the years of university life that he had found his calling to study history. He loved to visit the campus library and just walk down the aisles, his fingers lightly brushing the spines of all the old, musty books. On one such trip, down an aisle that had seemed to have been forgotten by the world, he stumbled, quite literally and unintentionally, over a small volume that would change his life. Layne took a step forward to regain his balance, and his eyesight went dark as a sharp pain flared through his skull. His vision slowly returned as the pain suddenly vanished. His thoughts spun as he tried to understand the implications of such a sharp pain simply disappearing. He glanced towards his feet to see what had caused him to trip, or, at least he tried to glance towards his feet. Neither his head nor his eyes responded to his intended action. It was then that his mind registered what his sight seemed fixated on. It was a man, standing but a handful of feet away. What was more, the man was standing atop a grassy knoll. The wind whipped across the top of the hill and bent the blades of grass towards the wet earth. Layne’s mind nearly exploded from the millions of different thought processes that instantly began. His first thought was that he had hit his head and been knocked unconscious. Perhaps this was just a dream? Layne wondered to himself. He prayed that that was so, yet, there was some part of his consciousness that told him he was not dreaming. He couldn’t comprehend how this possible, but he just knew that the earth, the man and the wind were too real to be a dream. His next thought, then, was to flee from this place, for the man opposite him was emanating hatred from his narrowed eyes. Plus the gleaming axe that the man held in clenched fists wasn’t helping the mood one bit. Unfortunately for Layne, the body that was hosting Layne’s consciousness apparently had no desire to turn tail and run. Layne’s mind fought futilely to break free from its captor. Alas, it was not to be. Layne gave a mental sigh and finally resigned himself to his host body’s fate.
            Suddenly, the world burst into color. Before his acceptance of fate, his surroundings had seemed dull and lifeless. Now, however, the greens of the earth and the blues of the sky shone with a brilliant passion. Along with his newfound sense of sight came sound, taste, smell, and touch. While he still had no control over the motions of the body, Layne realized that he was feeling and sensing in tandem with his host. And Layne was astounded by the clarity and perceptiveness of his body’s senses. He took a moment to truly observe the opposing man. He was tall and muscular, stripped bare to the waist, where he wore a pair of loose, brown trousers. The man held his weapon, a vicious-looking axe with a spike opposite the blade, with the ease and grace of a veteran warrior. The man’s hair was as yellow as the noonday sun, pulled tightly behind his head into a tail that was bound by a leather thong. Then, Layne noticed that the fair-haired warrior had a thin coat of sweat that covered his exposed skin. The slender rivulets of blood that flowed freely down the man’s arms and chest were of even more interest to Layne. They originated from several moderately large gashes. Two smaller ones were on his right bicep, one jagged wound ran across the man’s chest, and a fourth gash on his cheek was liberally coating his jawline in scarlet. Layne could clearly tell that this man had been fighting, and for a considerable amount of time at that.
            For the moment, the man of war seemed passive and docile, as if he were waiting for something. It was then that Layne heard a deep, rumbling voice. He listened closely, hoping for a clue that would help him decipher the tense situation.
            “There shall be no mercy for you, Sven Thorksen. Your actions today have finally condemned you for living a life of ill-repute. The Council was crystal clear on the terms of your banishment. Mercy was shown to you, but, by returning to this land, you have sentenced yourself to death. Furthermore, for your attempt to besmirch the honor of my wife, Bronwyn,” at this point, Layne’s host’s eyes flicked towards a group of people standing a few yards away. Layne could tell that his host, clearly the man speaking, was looking at one person in particular. This person, a woman, was the most beautiful being Layne had ever laid eyes upon. She was tall with blonde hair, blue eyes, and an indomitable bearing, shown clearly in her straight back and the fierce glare she was directing towards Sven. Layne could only presume that this was the wife of the host. Bronwyn.
            His host continued speaking.
            “I have a personal score to settle with you. Accept your fate and die.”
            “Come now, Athelred, you and I both know that my banishment was unwise to say the least. The Council is full of old men, stuck in their ways. Lay down that ridiculous cloak so you and I can chat amiably. I have a rather lucrative proposal for you.” His opponent’s voice was smooth and careful, a cunning viper in the grass.
            “The day I give up the cloak is the day I die. But that will not be today. Today you die.” Athelred, Layne’s host, spoke these words in a near whisper, but they were full of malice and authority. With a roar, Layne’s body leapt into motion. Athelred covered the distance between himself and Sven in two strides and a heartbeat. Layne’s mind braced itself for the impending clash, trapped in a warrior’s body. Sven shrieked like a madman and propelled himself backwards, narrowly Athelred’s swift strike. Athelred’s axe sang through the air as he swung again.  Sven raised his axe handle in front of his face, deflecting the force of the blow. The air rang with shouts, thuds, and clangs of metal on metal as the two men competed in the deadly dance of combat. Flashing blades and flapping clothes. Athelred’s wooden shield, strapped firmly to his left arm, prevented his foe from causing more than superficial damage to his body. Yet, his shorter one-handed axe wasn’t long enough to allow Athelred connect a solid hit on Sven. The heroic struggle continued long into the day. The axe blades of both men appeared to have been dipped in crimson paint. The crushed grass underfoot was quickly turning from green to red, as both champions sprayed their life force over it. Layne, who had never even punched someone before, was in shock. His mind hazed over to protect him from the pain of the wounds that Athelred had received. He wanted to empty the contents of his non-existent stomach onto the stained earth.
            Once again, the warriors stepped apart. There had apparently been some unspoken signal that Layne had missed. For both men seemed to be willing to let the other take a break. Even with his wounds though, Athelred’s breathing was slow and steady. Layne was truly amazed at the fortitude of his host. One glance at Sven told him that even men familiar with war should be tired. Yet, oddly enough, Athelred seemed almost as strong as he had been when Layne was rudely shoved into his body. Sven, on the other hand, was nearly gasping for air. His chest heaved in and out, and his axe drooped. Without warning, Athelred’s muscles tensed. His solid, passive form became one of grace and deft activity. He moved with inhuman speed. A blur of motion. Athelred’s body became a projectile of ruthless efficiency as he narrowed the distance. Sven’s axe snapped to the ready, held out to his side. For Layne, the world lurched to a halt. While it wasn’t his body, his mind had kicked into overdrive, feeding off the adrenaline that was rushing through Athelred’s veins, freezing the world. Sven’s face was locked in a permanent sneer, his muscles straining to lift his axe and bring it down on Athelred. Athelred’s legs were stretched in a stride long enough to be have been three strides for a normal person. His right hand clutched his axe tightly before him; his shield in his left was by his hip but appeared to be in motion. Layne noticed that, in his peripheral vision, he could see Bronwyn still standing tall and proud. Her face showed both her concern and her defiance. And then, the world snapped back into a loud commotion of activity. Athelred’s lungs vented his rage as his axe turned into the outlet for his fury. Sven swung.


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~The Piebald Penguin

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Friday, July 1, 2011

Things I've Learned About the City I'm in...

1. There are trees everywhere. Like seriously, everywhere. If there's not a building, road, or parking lot, then there's a tree there. It's amazing.

2. The speed limit is not very high and everyone drives under it. It's definitely not California.

3. There is only one main freeway where I am. Again, not like California. I spend all my time driving on residential streets.

4. The state controls spirits. That means that only state-sponsored liquor stores are allowed to sell anything that's not beer or wine. And it's more expensive. Which is really sad. :(

5. The air smells different here. I don't know how to describe it. It just smells like real air....

6. There is a noisy crow that lives just outside my room. He makes a lot of noise for no apparent reason. I think he's mad that he's not human. I would be if all I could do was make loud crow noises. I would probably hate my life. But at least he lives in an awesome city. Smiley.

7. Having internet is a pain.

8. Having a GPS in my car is awesome and extremely helpful. Basically it has saved my life. Although, after having been here for only a week, I can already find my way around town.

9. I need a job.

10. I love this city.

~The Piebald Penguin

Thursday, June 30, 2011

I'm in a New City!!

Hello all! This blog post is my first post from my new city! It’s pretty exciting. Except, I don’t have internet. Now, you’re probably wondering, “Piebald, how come you can blog without the internet?” The obvious answer to this question is that I am a wizard. That’s right folks. A wizard. Not to be confused with a magician (cheap magic tricks in Las Vegas) nor a warlock (think demons). I’m a wizard. I have a staff and a pointy hat. And as a result, I can connect to the internet. Actually, I just went to my local library and got a library card and they were nice and let me use their computers for all my nefarious means. Smiley.

Back to me moving: After a long, 3 day trip from where I was, I am finally where I am now. It was an incredible trip that involved a UHaul truck that couldn’t go very fast due to the car that was being dragged along behind it. Fortunately, the truck didn’t break down and my car managed to not slide off the trailer. My roommate and I took turns driving so that we wouldn’t get too worn out, but, let me tell you, I was still definitely glad to arrive. Of course, we then had to unload the truck, which involved hauling all our furniture up a narrow flight of stairs (including a rather large couch that almost killed both of us). But we’re here and we’re settled and now I’m beginning the job hunt. Hopefully I find something soon because hanging out with my roommate is getting old really fast (I mean, when we sit around playing computer games and talking about Dungeons and Dragons rules….how can anyone enjoy that…) Smiley.

And that’s it for The Piebald Penguin. We’re supposed to get internet soon (ish).

~The Piebald Penguin

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Update #4351.43

The Piebald Penguin finally found an apartment to rent in the Big Apple! No, I don't mean New York...a different big apple. Come to think of it, I don't even know why people call New York City a "Big Apple", it seems silly. (Not that I will ever understand the way East Coast people think. They are all weird.) The only big apple I know about is the one that hit Isaac Newton in the head allowing him to become famous by inventing gravity...or at least proving it...alright the apple probably really just led him to further his research into optics, but we still love the guy. Smiley. Regardless, The Piebald Penguin is heading off to Seattle, where he will start his new life as a single, unemployed male, who's not in college anymore. (ladies if this is your type...contact President Obama. He'll get the message to me...)

If you're sitting in your chair wondering why this post seems different from the others (i.e. more ellipsis and parentheses than normal), then it's time to let you in on a secret. The Piebald Penguin got pretty sick this last week. Nothing life threatening, I hope, but I had a high fever for several days with no apparent cause. It's my belief that the fever has been finally broken and crushed by the stalwart defenders of my incredibly potent immune system. I was, however, left with a very weak body, which means that moving will potentially be difficult to say the least. I'm hoping that I can finally get some restful sleep now that I don't have to worry about delirium-induced dreams. The only cause of this strange malady that I can come up with is that after four years of abusing and pushing my body to the limits, it finally just wasn't strong enough to handle any more punishment. But that's just speculation.

Stay cool,
~The Piebald Penguin

Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Bear


This story amuses me a lot. At the time, it was the longest story that I'd ever written. I accomplished this great feat (laugh.out.loud) over the course of several days. I mostly wrote while in class (it was high school, and I was liked by the teachers so they didn't care). As my senior year came to a close, I became a true writer. I was experiencing, what I thought to be, great emotional turmoil, with girls, college on the horizon and other events in my life. Awash in upheaval, I found a writing pad in my school supplies and began that first tenuous journey of pouring my pain onto paper. This story was written during this "dark" time in my life. Mostly about a young lady who had become my first true love, even if she rejected me for months, this story is symbolic in every way. It was the first time that I realized the power of the pen. I pen images onto a page and pour meaning into them. Meaning that only I would fully understand. I am thankful that I got to experience such deep emotions at a time that was still relatively worry-free. Less than a year later, the young lady in question become the first girl to break my heart, but I still believe that the experience made me a far better person than I was.

There once was a brown bear that lived in a forest. He was a content bear, even though he lived alone. He had a few friends amongst the woodland creatures, but, at the end of the day, he would always find himself walking back to his humble abode by himself. He really did not mind this, though, as he was a rather shy, quiet, and introverted bear. One day, as the bear was enjoying a stroll in the woods, he saw a female bear. This other bear’s hair was a beautiful golden-red that reflected the sunlight perfectly. Day after day, the lonely bear would walk through the woods so that he might get a chance to gaze upon the radiant beauty of this other bear. After his walks, the lonely brown bear would go back home and wonder why he was still alone. Several weeks went by like this until the brown bear finally built up his courage and followed the red-haired bear. After quite a while of tracking the red bear, he came upon a meadow filled with flowers that contained all the colours of the rainbow. The rainbow was amazingly eye-catching, and the brown bear could not help but stand in awe of it. He was so completely entranced by the glowing radiance of the meadow, that he forgot about the red-haired bear. When he looked away from the meadow, he could not find a single trace that there had been another bear. He decided that he could remain eternally happy in this meadow, and that the red-haired bear was not worth chasing. He remained in the meadow until well after dark, frolicking amongst the flowers. Then, disaster struck. He was running up a small hill, when he tripped and fell face first on the flowers. As he fell, he realized that there was a bear trap right underneath him. He fell on the trap with surprising force, and he groaned in pain as the claws of the trap sunk into the soft flesh of his chest. For several hours, the trapped brown bear lay on the soft ground where he had fallen. As the sun rose higher in the sky, the bear’s hopes also rose. He saw the beautiful meadow in all its glory and splendor. He built up his courage once again, and he got up from where he had lain. It was then that he noticed that the trap, which still clung onto his chest, had a chain that attached it to a giant stake in the ground. Every time he moved away from the stake, the chain would cause the trap to tighten its vice grip on his chest. While the pain was only moderate, the bear knew that he could only withstand it for a short while. This knowledge brought about a sense of urgency to the usually calm bear. He understood at once that he must find someone who can help him; so he began frantically calling out to his friends with desperation. Hearing his anxious pleas, his friends came running to his aid. First came the wise owl that tried to free the bear by telling of his experiences. Unfortunately, it was growing late, and the owl had to fly back to his nest in order to take care of his new family. Next, and amiable, old beaver came along. Try as she might, the beaver could not find a way to remove the trap from the brown bear’s chest. Eventually, the beaver had to return to her dam-building project in preparation of the coming rains. Finally, the bear’s long-time friend cane to render her services. She was a beautiful and intelligent mare who, while young, had had several encounters with traps that gave her insight into the bear’s now wretched condition. However, even the mare’s guidance was not enough to free the bear from the near-oppressive grasp of the trap. The mare would have stayed with the bear all night, but he told her to go on home. Another night came, and the bear was left to cry on his own. He could no longer go home, but neither could he stay in the meadow. Once again, the sun rose high above the meadow, only this morning, there was a terrible fog that enshrouded the surrounding forest. The brown bear slowly woke up, and, as he became more lucid, he decided to leave the meadow. While the trap would continue to tighten its death grip, he knew that he needed to get home. So with this in his mind, he began his painful odyssey across the meadow. With each step, the pain in his chest increased, but he also got closer to his home and his friends. After several grueling hours of trudging through the flowers, he at last came to the edge of the meadow. As he took the last few steps, he stumbled and fell headfirst through a noose. The enormous weight of the brown bear caused the noose to rapidly tighten around his neck. The bear quickly picked himself up to prevent himself from becoming strangled. As he glanced around, he noticed that the noose was hanging from a tree that was deep in the meadow. He looked ahead and saw his home; it was so close that he could hear his friends playing, and he could smell the food that was being cooked. He could not go towards his home, though, because the noose would certainly kill him. He would have to be content with going back to the meadow to spend the rest of his days among the flowers. As he turned around, a flash caught his eye. It came from the glint of a metal object hidden between the flowers. The brown bear crept closer to investigate this strange phenomenon; once he got closer, he realized that the object was another bear trap. In fact as he surveyed the meadow, he noticed that there were traps all throughout the meadow. He would not be able to sleep or stay in the meadow. This startling realization brought him to the conclusion that he must cut himself free of the noose around his neck. With a sad and hurting heart, the bear marched to the tree; coiled himself up; and then sprang forward into the air. When he reached the rope high above his head, he swung his formidable paw and snapped the rope in two. As he did this, the chain attached to the trap went taut and ripped the bear’s heart out of his chest. The bear slowly gathered himself up and headed for his home. He was finally free from the beautiful meadow, but he would never be the same. He had a cavity in his chest that could never be healed or fill by anything. He would bear his scar for the rest of his life.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

The One Where We Experience Coffee

Hello folks!

I know you are all being super patient with me (that's a good joke, right?) because I've been in a state of limbo the last week and a half. I'm living at home with my family while I await further word from an apartment complex in my dream city. Unfortunately, the people with the power are being slightly less than cooperative. So, I've been mostly packed and ready to go for the whole time. Which is really starting to get old. It's hard not knowing if you'll be moving or not. But I'm still having fun here, so it's not all bad. Anyways, I've decided that there haven't been enough funny stories on my blog lately. Thus, I have decided to give you all an extra special treat tonight. I'm going to tell you about the first time I successfully finished a cup of that awful, evil, gross, despicable, poisonous brown liquid that you all call coffee...

It all started as a science experiment. A friend and coworker of mine approached me one day at work. She asked me if I wanted to help her out by being one of her test subjects for some science class or another (I think it was like research methods or some rubbish like that...). The experiment was designed to test the effects of caffeine on a person's reaction times. Unfortunately, my friend used coffee as the delivery agent for the caffeine. I had avoided coffee out of habit. It just never seemed like a good idea to me, plus I always had soda to quench my caffeine addiction (don't judge me, I was in college!). But, I still agreed to drink the whole cup of coffee. Oh, did I mention that we were both working at the time. Yep. And it was like 7:30 in the evening when this was happening. Just a little background for this story. So she went back into our workplace's kitchen and brewed up a cup of coffee. A little while later, she declared that the coffee was ready and asked me if i wanted sugar and creamer. Of course, I replied. Have added those necessary ingredients, she handed me my very warm cup of coffee. (sidetrack, I don't like drinking hot drinks. So, I always have to let them sit for a long time before drinking them) After the appropriate amount of waiting for the coffee to cool, I took my first sip. It definitely did not taste good. However, I'm a real trooper when it comes to helping my friends pass class (as opposed to gas). It took me almost twenty minutes, but I finally finished my first cup of coffee. By the end of the cup, I was starting to feel a little...weird. Not bad, per se. But something was definitely happening. The jitters followed this weird feeling. It was at this time that she decided to test my reactions. It was a typical test. She held a ruler a certain distance from my fingers, then she'd release the ruler and I would try to catch it before it hit the ground. The distance that it fell would determine how fast my reactions were under the influence of caffeine. After a couple of false starts on my part (I was super jittery at this point), we finally made it through all 5 test runs. It was at this point that we realized that we had forgotten to do the control test (apparently this is important in science...who knew?????), but it was too late to do anything about it. We agreed to do the control tests the next day when the caffeine would be out of my system (believe it or not, there are times of the day when I'm not hyped up on caffeine).

And then disaster struck. My body decided that coffee was disgusting. I noticed that I felt feverish, and my stomach was very upset. Now, I'm no stranger to nausea, but I definitely didn't want anything coming back up at work! (that's almost a nightmare right there) I'm also no stranger to controlling nausea, fortunately. So, I walked slowly to the men's room, and sat down with my back against the wall, close to the toilet. I sat there for almost half an hour before I felt stable enough to leave. When I came back out to my work desk, my friend sighed in relief. She had freaked out when I left for the bathroom because when I feel nausea, my face turns ghostly pale. I came out with a little more color in my face, but I was weak on my legs from the caffeine-nausea mix. I sent an email to my boss explaining that I had missed the last half hour of my shift due to this unfortunate side-effect of coffee, and I went back up to my dorm. The caffeine kept me awake and wired much later than I anticipated.

The moral of the story: The Piebald Penguin never again drank a whole cup of coffee (I've had a couple sips of the poison since then, but never enough to set off that reaction). Also, my reaction times were faster without the caffeine than with. But, I think that played more to me overreacting from the coffee. Caffeine from soda or tea does tend to make me move and think faster.

~The Piebald Penguin

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

The One Where We Talk About Motivation

I've started reading the newspapers again. One issue with me reading the papers arises from my need to later stand up on my soapbox and rail against the stupidity that is humanity. So, the last couple of days, I had intended to blog about all the horrible wrongs that were being committed, like Jared Loughner being declared unfit to stand trial, but I decided against lashing out at our broken justice system. For some reason, reading the papers always motivates me to write. A fun fact about The Piebald Penguin: he formerly hated writing with a passion. It wasn't until my senior year of high school that I had the first inclination to "just write". I had read the day's newspaper before going to bed. I couldn't fall asleep that night. Around midnight, I rolled out of bed, found a notebook and a pen and began writing. I wrote for a couple of hours before I was finally drained enough to sleep. That was my first experience with "inspiration". It comes and it goes, but it always leaves me feeling good. Like I've finally lifted a great burden off my back.

In other news though, both my application and my roommate's application have been received by the apartment manager. She said that we should know by tomorrow if we were approved or not. In the event that we are approved, we've got a U-Haul truck lined up and are ready to pack our meager belongings into it for the long trek to our new home. I'm hoping that we do get approved because, while it's been nice to be home and spend time with family and old friends, I'm definitely ready to start the next adventure that life has to throw at me. Smiley.

~The Piebald Penguin